I've Got A Hiatus Hernia
Hiya kidz,
Sorry I haven't been babbling on lately, but it seems that our species' trashing of the planet these last 200 years or so, as we've grown more and more engorged in our industrial/technological/informational revolutions, has reduced me to more of a recluse than usual these last couple of months. Believe me, it's not that I don't have anything to talk about, it's just that this global human disintegration wears on me a lil' bit, ya know? I promise to do my best to do my duty to GAWD! and my readers, regulars or new "read by" visitors, that I'll be back ~ not in an Arnold kinda way ~ but in my own way, slightly skewed, hopefully informative if not a touch provocative, and readable in the Heathen Monk's manner you've grown accustomed to. Until then, in the words of the late Red Sovine, "Have another cup of coffee and forget about the dime, keep it as a souvenir of Big Joe and the Phantom 309!"
HMonk
Sorry I haven't been babbling on lately, but it seems that our species' trashing of the planet these last 200 years or so, as we've grown more and more engorged in our industrial/technological/informational revolutions, has reduced me to more of a recluse than usual these last couple of months. Believe me, it's not that I don't have anything to talk about, it's just that this global human disintegration wears on me a lil' bit, ya know? I promise to do my best to do my duty to GAWD! and my readers, regulars or new "read by" visitors, that I'll be back ~ not in an Arnold kinda way ~ but in my own way, slightly skewed, hopefully informative if not a touch provocative, and readable in the Heathen Monk's manner you've grown accustomed to. Until then, in the words of the late Red Sovine, "Have another cup of coffee and forget about the dime, keep it as a souvenir of Big Joe and the Phantom 309!"
HMonk
posted by The Heathen Monk | 7:18 AM
4 Comments:
so glad to see that our 'teddy bear', i mean 'Monk' bear is still kicking!:O)
i'll just take that nice hot mug of coffee and sit here and wait for your wonderous return!:O) bunkie.
Double that gladness! I've missed your intelligent, insightful, caring & entertaining blogs, etc. Take care of that hernia now!
Hey!! I posted a comment this morning and it didn't show up. I'm outraged and beside that I'm really, really upset. It was doozy. I can't remember it now but it was a hoot. Oh well, I've got a real hernia that I'll trade you then you can come back sooner and sit around and write really good stuf about your REAL hernia. Ok, hmmmm? ED
Hey Ed!
I "hernia!" Damn, I'm soooooooo very, very sorry your original comment didn't load properly. Here, take these itty bitty blue tabs, with a cracker and some nice cold chocolate milk. I'll be back in an hour or so to "examine" your hernia. Nurse Betty? Would you please help Ed disrobe? Don't bother flirting with Betty, Ed. She's "dyspepsic" and won't be able to understand ya reeeeel gyood AnyWho...
That'll be $500, pleez & thankyee!
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